1 00:01:03,330 --> 00:01:05,041 Gentlemen! Gentlemen! 2 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,477 Where? Gentlemen, you! 3 00:01:07,501 --> 00:01:09,079 Oh! Okay. We'll be right with you. 4 00:01:09,103 --> 00:01:10,413 Yes, sir. We'll be with you 5 00:01:10,437 --> 00:01:12,015 before you can say Fort Ticonderoga. 6 00:01:12,039 --> 00:01:13,750 If you can say Fort Ticonderoga. 7 00:01:13,774 --> 00:01:14,784 If you can say anything. 8 00:01:14,808 --> 00:01:15,952 Please, gentlemen. 9 00:01:15,976 --> 00:01:17,687 You may prevent a murder. 10 00:01:17,711 --> 00:01:19,422 - What did you do? - Who'd you kill? 11 00:01:19,446 --> 00:01:21,190 Who do you want us to cover up for? 12 00:01:21,214 --> 00:01:22,358 Give us the story. 13 00:01:22,382 --> 00:01:24,393 Gentlemen, last night my daughter went down 14 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:26,596 to the corner of First and Jay Streets to buy a paper. 15 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:29,633 That was 26 hours ago and I haven't heard from her since. 16 00:01:29,657 --> 00:01:31,467 I'm afraid to go to the police. Why? 17 00:01:31,491 --> 00:01:34,170 If she's been abducted, she may come to harm. 18 00:01:34,194 --> 00:01:36,472 What's the name, please? George B. Bopper. 19 00:01:36,496 --> 00:01:38,407 Oh, a be-bopper! 20 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:41,144 Dig that crazy Bopper name! 21 00:01:41,168 --> 00:01:44,014 He-beep-beep-beep. Cool, man. 22 00:01:44,038 --> 00:01:45,782 Real George. Give me some skin. 23 00:01:45,806 --> 00:01:47,717 Give me some skin. 24 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:50,120 Oh! 25 00:01:50,144 --> 00:01:51,487 Oh! 26 00:01:51,511 --> 00:01:53,456 Ow, ow, ow! 27 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:54,791 Give me a blotter, will you? 28 00:01:54,815 --> 00:01:56,760 Give me a blotter. Here. 29 00:01:56,784 --> 00:01:58,662 Here's a picture of my daughter, Mary. 30 00:01:58,686 --> 00:02:01,131 Roll along, mister. We'll bring her back alive. 31 00:02:01,155 --> 00:02:03,533 Listen, boys, we'll use the pie demonstration routine. 32 00:02:03,557 --> 00:02:05,902 We'll go into the neighborhood of First and Jay Street, 33 00:02:05,926 --> 00:02:08,204 canvass from house to house, giving away sample pies. 34 00:02:08,228 --> 00:02:10,273 We'll keep our eyes open and try to find the girl. 35 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:12,441 It won't work. Nobody gives away samples at night. 36 00:02:12,465 --> 00:02:14,544 We'll tell 'em we've got to give away a quota 37 00:02:14,568 --> 00:02:16,212 and can't go home until we're through. 38 00:02:16,236 --> 00:02:18,514 It won't work and I ain't going. 39 00:02:18,538 --> 00:02:20,116 Uh! Oh, yeah? 40 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,818 Ah! Ah! Ah! 41 00:02:21,842 --> 00:02:23,787 Ow! 42 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:25,088 Now, what did you say? 43 00:02:25,112 --> 00:02:26,489 I said it would work perfectly. 44 00:02:26,513 --> 00:02:28,692 What are we waiting for? Nothing. Come on. 45 00:02:28,716 --> 00:02:31,360 Ow, ow, ow! Oh, no. Wait a minute. 46 00:02:35,756 --> 00:02:37,667 Careful of the pie boxes, fellas. 47 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:40,036 Don't lick the pies. 48 00:02:40,060 --> 00:02:42,005 Now, remember what we gotta do. 49 00:02:42,029 --> 00:02:44,140 What a crummy neighborhood. 50 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,109 Yeah, it's spooky. We gotta start someplace 51 00:02:46,133 --> 00:02:47,711 around here if we wanna find the girl. 52 00:02:47,735 --> 00:02:50,113 Yeah, we'd better take another look at her picture 53 00:02:50,137 --> 00:02:51,748 so we'll recognize her. 54 00:02:51,772 --> 00:02:55,752 That girl has a beautiful pair of eyes. 55 00:02:55,776 --> 00:02:58,554 You might as well sit still, my dear, you can't escape. 56 00:02:58,578 --> 00:03:00,790 You will feel no pain, Miss Bopper. Heh. 57 00:03:00,814 --> 00:03:03,526 We'll simply put you to sleep, then transfer your brain 58 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:06,229 in place of that of the gorilla's. 59 00:03:06,253 --> 00:03:08,598 Science will salute you for a marvelous... 60 00:03:13,127 --> 00:03:15,138 A girl just screamed! 61 00:03:15,162 --> 00:03:16,940 Hey, it came from inside the house. 62 00:03:16,964 --> 00:03:18,407 Let's investigate. 63 00:03:18,431 --> 00:03:20,576 Let's go home and investigate tomorrow, huh, Moe? 64 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:23,213 Quiet, coward. 65 00:03:23,237 --> 00:03:26,282 Oh! Ow! I can't see. I can't see. 66 00:03:26,306 --> 00:03:28,151 What's the matter? I got my eyes shut. 67 00:03:28,175 --> 00:03:31,087 Oh! They're open. They're open. 68 00:03:31,111 --> 00:03:33,422 Hey, the door is locked. Let's try the window. 69 00:03:33,446 --> 00:03:35,046 Come on. 70 00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:39,963 All right, get on it now. 71 00:03:39,987 --> 00:03:41,631 Okay. All right. 72 00:03:41,655 --> 00:03:42,732 Oh! 73 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:43,900 Oh, oh, I'm sorry, Moe. 74 00:03:43,924 --> 00:03:46,035 Ow, ow, ow! 75 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,303 We've got to open that one. 76 00:03:47,327 --> 00:03:48,638 Tote that board. All right. 77 00:03:48,662 --> 00:03:51,241 Rip those nails. Let's go. 78 00:03:51,265 --> 00:03:52,375 Heave ho. 79 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:54,477 Dr. Jekyll. Yes, Mr. Hyde? 80 00:03:54,501 --> 00:03:56,980 We'd better gag her and tie her on the operating table. 81 00:03:57,004 --> 00:03:58,314 Yes, bring her over. 82 00:04:00,808 --> 00:04:04,520 Good, good. I'll go prepare the gorilla. 83 00:04:04,544 --> 00:04:05,822 Easy, kid. 84 00:04:05,846 --> 00:04:09,058 All right, get in there, Larry. 85 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:10,559 Here you are, kid. Okay. 86 00:04:13,987 --> 00:04:15,498 Easy now, Congo. 87 00:04:15,522 --> 00:04:19,169 This hypodermic will put you to sleep and when you wake up, 88 00:04:19,193 --> 00:04:21,938 you'll be human. 89 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:28,900 The vicious beast. 90 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,354 What's the matter with you? Are you still scared? 91 00:04:38,378 --> 00:04:39,989 N-n-n... Yes. 92 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:41,224 Why don't you be calm? 93 00:04:41,248 --> 00:04:42,591 Take a look through the window. 94 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:44,393 There's nothing in there to get scared of. 95 00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:46,885 Go ahead. 96 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:49,554 Oh! 97 00:04:58,131 --> 00:05:00,343 Moe, we're trapped like rats. 98 00:05:00,367 --> 00:05:01,911 Speak for yourself. Ow! 99 00:05:01,935 --> 00:05:04,147 Come on. 100 00:05:04,171 --> 00:05:05,381 Ohh! Oh! 101 00:05:05,405 --> 00:05:06,582 What's the matter with you? 102 00:05:06,606 --> 00:05:07,951 This joint gives me the spooks. 103 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:09,252 It looks like it's haunted. 104 00:05:09,276 --> 00:05:11,620 Oh, don't be ridiculous. Haunted houses have bats. 105 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:13,857 Yeah, that's right. There's no bats here. 106 00:05:13,881 --> 00:05:15,280 I always... Help! 107 00:05:26,026 --> 00:05:29,005 What a hideous, monstrous face! Oh! 108 00:05:29,029 --> 00:05:30,840 Ah! 109 00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:32,675 Whoa! 110 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:35,611 It's coming back! 111 00:05:35,635 --> 00:05:37,568 Whoa! Whoa! 112 00:05:39,739 --> 00:05:42,285 Ah, blood is correct. 113 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:47,357 Doc, I tell you, there's somebody in this house. 114 00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:51,627 Yes. Let's go see. 115 00:05:54,454 --> 00:05:56,432 Gosh, I wish I'd have stayed home. 116 00:05:56,456 --> 00:05:58,123 All right, so there was a little bat. 117 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:05,942 You know, we're silly. There's nothing to fear. 118 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:08,511 There's nothing in this place to hurt us. 119 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:09,879 We'd better get rid of these men 120 00:06:09,903 --> 00:06:11,480 before they find out what's going on. 121 00:06:11,504 --> 00:06:13,249 Right. 122 00:06:13,273 --> 00:06:15,106 I got you, boss. 123 00:06:17,510 --> 00:06:19,155 Larry, you and I search the place. 124 00:06:19,179 --> 00:06:20,523 Shemp, you stay here and guard. 125 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:22,225 Couldn't we all stay here and guard, 126 00:06:22,249 --> 00:06:23,426 huh, fellas, couldn't we? 127 00:06:23,450 --> 00:06:24,727 Do as you're told. 128 00:06:24,751 --> 00:06:26,418 Come on, Larry. 129 00:06:31,425 --> 00:06:32,735 I'd better be c-c-calm. 130 00:06:32,759 --> 00:06:35,838 After all, there's n-n-no spooks to be scared of. 131 00:06:35,862 --> 00:06:37,528 Or is there? 132 00:06:39,032 --> 00:06:42,278 Darn that shoelace, it's always untied. 133 00:06:42,302 --> 00:06:43,668 Oh! 134 00:06:48,541 --> 00:06:50,086 Moe! Larry! 135 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:52,355 Moe! Larry! 136 00:06:52,379 --> 00:06:53,622 Moe! Larry! 137 00:06:53,646 --> 00:06:55,325 Oh! 138 00:06:55,349 --> 00:06:57,360 Hey! Shemp's in trouble! Come on! 139 00:06:57,384 --> 00:07:00,529 Larry! Come on, will you? Hurry up. 140 00:07:00,553 --> 00:07:02,398 Moe! Larry! What's wrong? 141 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,933 A knife almost cut my head in two. 142 00:07:03,957 --> 00:07:06,024 It took my hat and... 143 00:07:07,827 --> 00:07:09,339 What happened? 144 00:07:09,363 --> 00:07:11,674 Oh, you idiot you! What's wrong with you? 145 00:07:11,698 --> 00:07:13,443 Larry, you stand guard. 146 00:07:13,467 --> 00:07:15,378 I'll take mush-head with me. 147 00:07:15,402 --> 00:07:18,114 What's in your mouth? Nothing. 148 00:07:18,138 --> 00:07:19,115 Ahh! Come on. 149 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:21,117 Ow! Ow! Ow! 150 00:07:21,141 --> 00:07:23,274 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! 151 00:07:28,915 --> 00:07:30,493 Ah. 152 00:07:30,517 --> 00:07:32,228 Moe! Shemp! 153 00:07:32,252 --> 00:07:33,562 Shemp! Moe! 154 00:07:33,586 --> 00:07:35,298 You... Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 155 00:07:35,322 --> 00:07:36,632 Moe! Shemp! 156 00:07:36,656 --> 00:07:40,136 Shemp! Moe! Come here quick. Hurry up. Come on. 157 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:41,471 Hurry up! 158 00:07:41,495 --> 00:07:42,538 What's the matter? 159 00:07:42,562 --> 00:07:44,173 A cleaver tried to cleave me in half. 160 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:46,409 It stuck in the wall... 161 00:07:46,433 --> 00:07:48,111 You see, there's something fishy here. 162 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:49,545 Yeah, you two suckers. 163 00:07:49,569 --> 00:07:50,679 Ow! Go on. 164 00:07:50,703 --> 00:07:52,348 You two guys go on and search the house, 165 00:07:52,372 --> 00:07:54,317 see if you can find the girl. I'll stand guard. 166 00:07:54,341 --> 00:07:56,419 Go on! 167 00:07:56,443 --> 00:07:58,109 Hurry! 168 00:07:59,612 --> 00:08:00,856 Oh, a dead cow. 169 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:02,558 You're crazy. That's an elk. 170 00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:03,993 Now, come here. 171 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:06,695 One thing to remember, we got to search every nook and cranny. 172 00:08:06,719 --> 00:08:08,697 What's a cranny? This! 173 00:08:08,721 --> 00:08:12,357 Ow! Oh, oh! The closet. Go ahead. 174 00:08:18,765 --> 00:08:19,765 Oh! 175 00:08:21,368 --> 00:08:24,347 Oh, oh, oh! 176 00:08:24,371 --> 00:08:26,549 Oh, oh! 177 00:08:26,573 --> 00:08:28,817 Oh, oh, oh, oh! 178 00:08:28,841 --> 00:08:30,475 Oh, mama! 179 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,528 Oh, I didn't know it was you, Larry. 180 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:40,796 I didn't know it was you. Oh, you did it, eh? 181 00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:43,232 I didn't know... Say, is there a bump on my head? 182 00:08:43,256 --> 00:08:44,534 No. 183 00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:46,869 Ow! Ow! Ow! 184 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:50,295 Pretty soon, young lady. 185 00:08:58,805 --> 00:09:01,406 Come in. 186 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:18,033 When I was a kid, I loved these Roman candles. 187 00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:19,702 Shemp! Larry! Yeah? 188 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:21,704 Somebody tried to cut my head off with a sickle. 189 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:23,206 Now do you believe us? 190 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:26,075 Hey, I bet a brass nickel somebody's trying to scare us 191 00:09:26,099 --> 00:09:27,443 out of this place, that's what. 192 00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:29,378 You can say that again. 193 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,514 I bet a brass nickel somebody's trying to scare us 194 00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:33,682 out of this place, that's what. I... 195 00:09:33,706 --> 00:09:34,750 Hey, did you say that? 196 00:09:34,774 --> 00:09:36,819 No. I said it. 197 00:09:36,843 --> 00:09:38,387 Well, why don't you stop butting in. 198 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:40,022 How do you like that ugly-looking...? 199 00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:02,233 Hey, it's out of juice. 200 00:10:10,810 --> 00:10:12,622 Ow! Oh! 201 00:10:12,646 --> 00:10:15,224 Ow! Ohh! 202 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:16,914 Oh. 203 00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:22,720 Hey, there's a window. Quick, let's get out of here. 204 00:10:29,596 --> 00:10:32,775 We should have gone home like he said, you stubborn mule. 205 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:33,842 Ow! Ow! 206 00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:38,514 Why, you... Get away from here. I... 207 00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:40,683 Get out! Get away from here. Oh! Oh! 208 00:10:40,707 --> 00:10:42,585 Wait a minute, Moe, wait. 209 00:10:42,609 --> 00:10:44,019 We gotta figure a way out of here. 210 00:10:44,043 --> 00:10:46,755 And now, Miss Bopper, we shall proceed with the operation. 211 00:10:46,779 --> 00:10:48,457 Nothing withstanding. 212 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,293 Oh, my nose. 213 00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:04,840 Why, you... Why, no, no, no. 214 00:11:04,864 --> 00:11:06,676 No, no, no, no, no, no. 215 00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:09,545 What a silly way to make tea. 216 00:11:09,569 --> 00:11:10,946 Oh, it isn't tea, it... 217 00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:17,553 Hello? It's for you. 218 00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:19,455 Oh. Thank you. 219 00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:21,279 You're welcome. 220 00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:28,431 I'm losing my mind! 221 00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:33,424 Why you... 222 00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:38,874 Don't! Please, no! 223 00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:40,576 I'll get you. 224 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:41,977 No, no, Dr. Jekyll. 225 00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:44,869 Doctor Jekyll? We must hide. 226 00:11:49,008 --> 00:11:51,354 Stand back or I'll brain you. 227 00:11:57,751 --> 00:12:00,596 Yes, you'd better run, you coward. 228 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,765 I'll club your brains out. 229 00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:07,503 Oh, calm yourself, Miss Bopper. Catch your breath. 230 00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:09,372 I got my eyes glued on that door, 231 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:12,575 and if he comes back here, I'll split his skull with this. 232 00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:14,710 Matter of fact, I think I'll go out after him. 233 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,734 I'll break him in... 234 00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:25,120 Ma! 235 00:12:25,144 --> 00:12:26,455 Run! 236 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:28,579 Oh, oh, oh! 237 00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:31,226 Oh, I'm sorry. 238 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:32,917 Oh, come on, kid. Come on. 239 00:12:34,053 --> 00:12:35,398 You wait here. I'll get the boys 240 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,900 and then we'll get out of here. 241 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:38,967 Fellas, I found the girl 242 00:12:38,991 --> 00:12:40,469 and that great big chimney-pansy, 243 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,137 he looked just like my mother-in-law. 244 00:12:42,161 --> 00:12:43,401 He had a big hooked nose... 245 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,283 That vicious animal, he's loose. 246 00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:55,651 He tried to choke me out there. 247 00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:58,187 Now, wait a minute, wait. Calm yourself. Be like me, calm. 248 00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:01,713 Have a cigarette everybody. There's nothing to worry about. 249 00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:14,925 Ow, ow, ow, ow! 250 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:19,897 The door! Open it, Moe! 251 00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,571 Ow, oh, oh, oh. 252 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:30,319 How do you like that? Ah! 253 00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:34,490 Hey, man the guns. 254 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:36,013 Oh. 255 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:39,917 Let's get 'em. 256 00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:44,533 Here. 257 00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:46,802 I'll cleave your skull, you... 258 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,604 Aim, 259 00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:50,060 fire! 260 00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:55,277 Let's get out of here! 261 00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:58,113 Retreat, doctor, retreat! 262 00:14:02,776 --> 00:14:05,855 They foxed us. I'll get 'em. 263 00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:08,646 Ow! Ow! 264 00:14:14,253 --> 00:14:17,633 Hold your fire. I've got an idea. Come on. 265 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,809 When they come out, I'll bash their heads in, 266 00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:29,266 then I'll get the keys and then I'll... 267 00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:34,917 Ah, ah. 268 00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:37,119 No, no, no, no. No, no, no! 269 00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:53,669 There's a trapdoor over here. Come on. 270 00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,103 Ow! Oh! 271 00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:56,238 Where is it? 272 00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:57,372 In here. 273 00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:58,774 Come on, hide in here! 274 00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:02,912 Larry, the handcuffs. 275 00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:05,180 Ah. Victory! 276 00:15:05,204 --> 00:15:07,564 Come on, let's get the cops. 277 00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:14,165 Don't do it! Don't! 278 00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:17,059 Hmm. I hate vanilla. 279 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,126 Oh! 280 00:15:19,185 --> 00:15:21,018 They really got it.